Sarcastic Quotes Love, Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons
Sarcastic Quotes Love, Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again?
If You’re Waiting For Me To Give A Shit, You Better Pack A Lunch. It’s Going To Be While.
Ugliness Can Be Fixed, Stupidity Is Forever.
Zombies Eat Brains. You’re Safe.
Money Doesn’t Make You Happy. I Have 50 Million Dollars Now But I Was Just As Happy When I Only Had 48 Million.
Think I Am Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!
My Friends Are So Much Cooler Than Yours. They’re Invisible. ,sarcastic Quotes About Friends
If It Looks Like I Give A Damn, Please Tell Me. I Don’t Want To Give Off The Wrong Impression.
If Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You Say. I’ll Be Poor.
Are You Always So Stupid Or Is Today A Special Occasion?
I Feel So Miserable Without You, It’s Almost Like Having You Here.
If You Find Me Offensive. Then I Suggest You Quit Finding Me.
I Don’t Believe In Plastic Surgery. But In Your Case, Go Ahead.
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I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter.
Thank You For Leaving My Side When I Was Alone. I Realized I Can Do So Much Without You.
Follow Your Heart But Don’t Be Stupid.
Be You Not Them.
I’m Not Saying I Hate You, What I’m Saying Is That You Are Literally The Monday Of My Life.
If I Promise To Miss You, Will You Go Away?
Everyone Has A Bad Day But Not Everyone Has A Bad Life.
No Matter What Happens You’re Going To Be Okay In The End.
I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already Knew.
Sarcasm – The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It.
Unless Your Name Is Google Stop Acting Like You Know Everything.
Yet Despite The Look On My Face… You Are Still Talking.
Find Your Patience Before I Lose Mine.
Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand.
Sometimes I Need What Only You Can Provide: Your Absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant
Sarcasm: Because Arguing With Stupid People Just Wouldn’t Be As Much Fun.
Sarcasm Is The Secret Language That Everyone Uses When They Want To Say Something Mean To Your Face.
Always Remember That You’re Unique. Just Like Everyone Else.
Silence Is Golden. Duct Tape Is Silver.
I’d Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong.
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Sometimes I Need What Only You Can Provide: Your Absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant
It’s Always Darkest Before It Turns Absolutely Pitch Black. – Paul Newman
I’d Tell You To Go To Hell, But I Work There And Don’t Want To See Your Ugly Mug Every Day.
Don’t Ever Regret Anything You Do.
Don’t Ever Look Back, The Past Is Dead.
Live A Life Without Drama.
Life’s Too Short To Worry About What Other People Think.
Congratulations, If You Press The Elevator Button Three Times It Goes Into Hurry Mode – Really.
Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid, But You Are Abusing The Privilege.
I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants. – Whitney Brown
Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon, And Some Days You Are The Statue.
Let’s Share, You’ll Take The Grenade, I’ll Take The Pin.
The Secret To Creativity Is Knowing How To Hide Your Sources.
The More I Learn About People, The More I Like My Dog. – Mark Twain
Always Remember That You’re Unique. Just Like Everyone Else.
Always Give 100%, Except When Giving Blood.
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Without Geometry, Life Is Pointless.
The Quickest Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It In Half And Put It Back In Your Pocket.
I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case, I’ll Be Glad To Make An Exception.
Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity.
Sarcasm: Helping Intelligent Politely Tolerate The Obtuse For Thousands Of Years.
You Can If You Think You Can.
Miracles Always Happen When You Believe.
Never Lose Your Dreams.
Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid, But You Are Abusing The Privilege.
The Trouble With Her Is That She Lacks The Power Of Conversation But Not The Power Of Speech. – George Bernard Shaw
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hat Laughter Is The Best Medicine… Your Face Must Be Curing The World!
I’m Not Bad… I’m Just Mad.
All You Need Is Lol.
If At First, You Don’t Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You.
Things Will Always Turn Out Better.
Chasing The Very Wrong Things People Forgot That The Only Thing They Really Need Is To Be Happy Every Single Moment.
My Imaginary Friend Says That You Need A Therapist.
Let’s Share… You’ll Take The Grenade, I’ll Take The Pin.
If Ignorance Is Bliss. You Must Be The Happiest Person On This Planet.
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I’m Smiling… That Alone Should Scare You.
Fighting With Me Is Like Being In The Special Olympics. You May Win, But In The End You’re Still A Retard.
I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today.
If You Wrote Down Every Single Thought You Ever Had You Would Get An Award For The Shortest Story Ever.
Well, At Least Your Mom Thinks You’re Pretty.
Sure I’ll Help You Out… The Same Way You Came In.
Shut Your Mouth When You’re Talking To Me.
I’d Agree With You But Then We’d Both Be Wrong.
My Neighbor’s Diary Says That I Have Boundary Issues.
Just Because The Voices Only Talk To Me Doesn’t Mean You Should Get All Jealous. You’re Just A Little Too Crazy For Their Taste.
You Always Do Me A Favor, When You Shut Up!
Tell Me How I Have Upset You, Because I Want To Know How To Do It Again.
I’m Not Crazy! The Voices Tell Me I Am Entirely Sane.
Don’t Worry About What People Think. They Don’t Do It Very Often.
If You Think Nobody Cares If You’re Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments.
Keep Rolling Your Eyes. Maybe You’ll Find A Brain Back There.
Tact Is For People Who Aren’t Witty Enough To Use Sarcasm.
I Clapped Because It’s Finished, Not Because I Like It.
You’d Be In Good Shape… If You Ran As Much As Your Mouth.
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If Karma Doesn’t Hit You, I Gladly Will.
I’m Not Listening, But Keep Talking. I Enjoy The Way Your Voice Makes My Ears Bleed.
Just Keep Talking, I Yawn When I’m Interested.
Well, My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Mental Problems.
I’m Not Sarcastic. I’m Just Intelligent Beyond Your Understanding.
Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Wit! Yet It Remains The Funniest!
I’m Sorry While You Were Talking I Was Trying To Figure Where The Hell You Got The Idea I Cared.
Sarcasm, Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal.
I’ve Got A Good Heart But This Mouth..
Cancel My Subscription Because I Don’t Need Your Issues.
Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity.
That Is The Ugliest Top I’ve Ever Seen, Yet It Compliments Your Face Perfectly.
Life’s Good, You Should Get One.
No, You Don’t Have To Repeat Yourself. I Was Ignoring You The First Time.
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I Am Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time?
Mirrors Can’t Talk, Lucky For You They Can’t Laugh Either.
Generally Speaking, You Aren’t Learning Much When Your Lips Are Moving.
If You Lend Someone $20 And Never See That Person Again, It Was Probably Worth It.
The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Broken Fan Belt And Leaky Tire.
Me Pretending To Listen Should Be Enough For You.
Are You Always This Retarded Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?
You Sound Better With Your Mouth Closed.
