Best Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think
Best Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think
“And I thought my jokes were bad.” – The Joker
“It’s a funny world we live in Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker
“Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!” – The Joker
“I’m of a mind to make some mookie.” – The Joker
“And…here…we…go…” – The Joker
“You have nothing nothing to threaten me with nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker
“Introduce a little anarchy upset the established order and everything becomes chaos I am an agent of chaos” – The Joker
“Ladies and murderers welcome to the big fight Batman you’re going down!” – The Joker
“This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker
“When I get out of here i will write my name in blood on every street corner I’ll carve it on every corpse.” – The Joker
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“I’ll tell you what you get you get what you f**king deserve!” – The Joker
“My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face she told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.” – The Joker
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – The Joker
“What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society abandons him and treats him like trash you get what you fucking deserve!” – The Joker
“To me love is about being able to see light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.” – The Joker
“It’s ok to die Bats I’ll be here to protect Gotham I’ll do a real good job.” – The Joker
Why so serious?
Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?
All you care about is money This city deserves a better class of criminal And I’m gonna give it to them!
It’s not about money It’s about sending a message Everything burns.
Introduce a little anarchy Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos I’m an agent of chaos.
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love If you have nothing to love, you have nothing to lose.
I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things.
Smile, because it confuses people Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
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Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick You can’t savor all the… little emotions In… you see, in their last moments, people show you
If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.
When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as jokes But when your time is bad, even your jokes are noticed as mistakes.
It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.
You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in.
I am not someone who is loved I’m an idea State of mind I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
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Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power.
I am not gonna kill you I am just gonna hurt you really really bad.
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ― The Joker
“Smile, because it confuses people Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ― The Joker
“What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!” ― The Joker
“April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” – The Joker
“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker
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“Let’s put a smile on that face!” – The Joker
“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker
“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker
“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker
“Introduce a little anarchy Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos I’m an agent of chaos…” ― The Joker
“I like you, but I want to kill you.” – The Joker
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” – The Joker
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Best Joker Quotes
“Why so serious? ” ― The Joker
“Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – The Joker
“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there” – The Joker
“And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The joker
“Those mob fools want you gone So they can get back to the way things were But I know the truth, there’s no going back You’ve changed things…forever.” – The Joker
“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” – The Joker
“I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” – The Joker
“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker
“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – The Joker
“As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.” – The Joker
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“I wanted to see what you’d do And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die Then, you let Dent take your place Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” – The Joker
“All I have are negative thoughts.” – The Joker
“I’m only laughing on the outside My smile is just skin deep If you could see inside, I’m really crying You might join me for a weep.” – The Joker
“I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in stand up comedy.” – The Joker
“I am not someone who is loved I’m an idea A state of mind.” – The Joker
“I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.” – The Joker
“Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” – The Joker
“I’m not political I’m just trying to make people laugh.” – The Joker
“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message Everything burns!” – The Joker
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“Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!” – The Joker
“The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” – The Joker
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” – The Joker
“Tell your men they work for me now This is my city!” – The Joker
“I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” – The Joker
“If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” – The Joker
“It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at meWell, no one’s laughing now.” – The Joker
“Some people want to see you fail Disappoint them!” – The Joker
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“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!” – The Joker
“The strongest hearts have the most scars!” – The Joker
“Don’t test the monster in me!” – The Joker
“Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” – The Joker
“When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.” – The Joker
“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” – The Joker
“I now do what other people only dream.” – The Joker
“A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Joker
“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – The Joker
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“You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – The Joker
“For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed But I do, and people are starting to notice.” – The Joker
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.” – The Joker
“I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.” – The Joker
“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” – The Joker
“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” – The Joker
“There is no yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” – The Joker
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“I’m not good at future planning I do not plan at all Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” – The Joker
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – The Joker
“If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” – The Joker
“Desire becomes surrender Surrender becomes power.” – The Joker
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“You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?” – The Joker
“If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” – The Joker
“It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.” – The Joker
“You know, it only hurts when I laugh But hey… I gotta know Who are you? You said we knew one another You do seem really familiar We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?” – The Joker
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“Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!” – The Joker
“A little louder, lamb chop I think you may have a collapsed lung That always impedes the oratory.” – The Joker
“I’m not exactly sure what happened Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – The Joker
“You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.” – The Joker
“Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?” – The Joker
“You look good Been working out? You could probably use a little sun Then again, who am I to talk?” – The Joker
“Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” – The Joker
“Do I look like I’m joking?” – The Joker
“Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – The Joker
“Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum Just don’t forget — if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here.” – The Joker
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“Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.” – The Joker
“The only sensible way to live is without rules.” – The Joker
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.” – The Joker
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” – The Joker
“Someone get me off this crazy dumb waiter I can’t breathe.” – The Joker
“No matter the situation, always wear a smile.” – The Joker
“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.” – The Joker
“Would ya like fries with that.” – The Joker
“I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!” – The Joker
“I’m different, f*ck your opinion.” – The Joker
“Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!” – The Joker
“Maybe we can share one You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” – The Joker
“See I’m a man of simple taste I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!” – The Joker
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“You see, I’m not a monster I’m just ahead of the curb.” – The Joker
“Until their spirit breaks completely Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” – The Joker
“This city
deserves a better class of criminal And I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker
“You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No You need an ace in the hole Mine’s Harvey.” – The Joker
“One by One, they’ll hear my call Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”- The Joker
“And he didn’t die all at once It was hours before the screaming stopped I almost didn’t get to sleep that night That was the last time I’d used crushed glass” – The Joker
“I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stronger!” – The Joker
“Maybe we can share one you know they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” – The Joker
“Madness, as you know is a lot like gravity all it takes is a little push.” – The Joker
“Tell your men they work for me now this is my city!” – The Joker
“They need you right now but when they don’t they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
“There is no yoda there’s no one who points you in the right direction you’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” – The Joker
“I thought it was going to bother me but it really hasn’t.” – The Joker
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy that’s how far the world is from where I am Just one bad day” – The Joker
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“I’ve got nothing left to lose nothing can hurt me anymore my life is nothing but a comedy.” – The Joker
“May I ask your name my lady or perhaps angels have no names only beautiful faces.” – The Joker
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.
For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed But I do, and people are starting to notice.
I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” ― The Joker
“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”Even if the plan is horrifying!” ― The Joker
“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – The Joker
“They Laugh At me Because I’m Different I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same” ― The Joker
“Madness is the emergency exit You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened You can lock them away… forever.” – The Joker
“Very poor choice of words.” ― The Joker
Comedy is subjective, Murray Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
Nobody panics when everything goes ‘according to the plan’, even if the plan is horrifying!
You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
Madness is like gravity All it takes is a little push.
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
