Top 10 Funny Quotes On Happy New Year, New Year Funny Quotes & Messages
Top 10 Funny Quotes On Happy New Year, New Year Funny Quotes & Messages
Funny Happy New Year Wishes & Quotes
Many People Look Forward To The New Year For A New Start On Old Habits
May The New Year Bring You Significantly More Joy Than The Holidays Did
Happy New Year! Let’s Eat, Drink, And Be Merry
Last Year’s Resolution Was To Lose 20 Pounds By Christmas. Only 30 Pounds To Go
Here’s To A New Year Doing The Same Old Habits
A New Year’s Resolution Is Something That Goes In One Year And Out The Other
Funny New Year Messages
All I Wish This New Eve Comes With A Lot Of Joys For You Since You Look Ugly While Crying. Happy New Year!
May This New Year Bring Actual Change In You, Nor Recurrence Of Old Habits In A New Package.
I Think I Made Too Many New Year’s Resolutions This Year. It Took Me Almost A Full Day To Break Them All.
The Most Fun Part About Making New Year’s Resolutions Is Breaking New Year’s Resolutions. Can’t Wait To Mess Up With You.
Listen, I Don’t Want To End This Year On Bad Terms With Anyone. So, Apologize To Me Till You Have Your Chance. Happy New Year.
Sorry For All The Annoying Behavior I Did Throughout The Year. May You Give Me Another Chance To Do That In The Next New Year!
“May All Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year’s Resolutions.” – Joey Adams
“First You Take A Drink, Then The Drink Takes A Drink, Then The Drink Takes You.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
All I Wish To Get Drunk And Dance With You All Night Long On This 31st Night, Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! It Is Midnight Already, And You Are Getting Old – Just Go To Sleep!
May You Learn How To Use Your Brain Better Than Never In The Upcoming Year. Best Wishes.
So Excited For You Guys To Ruin Another Year Of Your Life. Have A Merry And Happy New Year.
“Good Resolutions Are Simply Checks That Men Draw On A Bank Where They Have No Account.” – Oscar Wilde
“What The New Year Brings To You Will Depend A Great Deal On What You Bring To The New Year.” – Vern Mclellan
Funny New Year Messages
It’s Time Of The Year To Make New Year’s Resolutions That You Know You Can Never Keep. But You’ll Do It Anyway. Happy New Year!
One More Year Has Gone And You’re Still The Dumb Person You Were Always. Let’s Hope You Can Be A Better Person This Year!
Remember Mate That Life Always Gives You A Second Chance. What Are New Years For? Grab Your Chances Every Time! Happy New Year.
Let Us Celebrate This New Year’s Eve In Honor Of The Time We Successfully Wasted This Year.
May Your Trips And Tricks Work Amazing For You In This Upcoming Year. Stay Sane And Sober.
New Year’s Is The Time To Forget All Your Fears, Drink A Few Beers, Leave Behind All Your Tears!
It’s A New Year Once Again And It’s The Same Old Life You’re Living Once Again. What Is There To Celebrate?
Before I Get Drunk, Dance On The Bar, Lose My Phone, Get Naked And Get Arrested, Let Me Wish You A Happy New Year.
May Your Dreams Get Fulfilled As Well As Your Bills. Best Of Luck With The New Year, Dear.
I’m So Excited For The New Year. Unfortunately, I Don’t Have Any Resolutions To Make Since I’m Already Perfect.
Funny Quotes On Happy New Year
Happy New Year! Spoiler Alert–it’s Going To Feel The Same.
I Hope This Year Ends Up With Your Smiling Selfie To See On The Facebook Posts. Wish You A Bright And Joyful New Year!
Life Is Short And Every New Year Makes It Even Shorter. Happy New Year! You Just Waved Goodbye To One More Year Of Your Short Life!
I Hope You Start The New Year As The Startup Of Your Old Habits. Have The Same Old Beautiful Life In A Box Of New Year!
No Resolution For The New Year, As I Like My Love In The State It Is- Criticizing And Annoying You Will Go On The High Range!
I’m Not Making Any New Resolutions For The New Year. I’m Really Good At Annoying You And I’ll Simply Continue On That Path!
May All Your Problems Vanish As Quickly As Your New Year’s Resolution Does Every Year. I Wish You A Happy New Year Full Of Happiness!
If You Were Born In September, It Is Better To Assume That Your Parents Started Their New Year Successfully.
Happy New Year From Someone Adorable, Handsome, Intelligent, And Wants To See You Smiling Always.
May All Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year’s Resolutions.
Though I Am Wishing A Very Happy New Year, But Remember You Still Have The Same Old Husband!
I Saved You From Spending A Fortune On A New Year’s Party – I Sent You An Invitation For An Online Party!
New Years Bring You A Lot Of New Problems. But The Good Thing Is, They Usually Last Just As Long As Your New Year’s Resolution. Happy New Year!
I’m Planning To Come To Your House On The 31st Of December So That On The 1st Of Jan, I Can Say – I Have Been Living In Your House For A Year! Happy New Year.
Keep Making The Same Old Mistakes, But Do It In A New Way. Accept My Heartfelt, Warm Wishes For This New Year. All The Best!
New Years Are Like Restart Buttons To Start Things Over Again, Except The Fact That Your Device Is Long Dead. Have An Enjoyable New Year!
