Funny Status For Whatsapp, Funny Jokes Images In Hindi For Whatsapp
Funny Status For Whatsapp, Funny Jokes Images In Hindi For Whatsapp
Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao
Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad
Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye Yaadon ko keh do do chaar din ki chhuti de de Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua Masti Ka mastaana Hua Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi
Ai mere kadardan Dost meri Jaan Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deterUski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete…Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaanWarna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai Sanse aksar tham jati hai Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi1 to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat pakki.
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda HoGya
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi par kabhi socha na tha surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend MERE liye Chhod de
Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi 1 kam kar building se kudkar marja Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Arz kiya he Ki ruthi he aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge Wah-Wah Itna waqt kaun bekar kare Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
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Jab maine use dekha uska chehra peela thaa hotho pe hasi thi.. ankho me pyat tha…
jyada mat socho mai iss emoji ki baat kar rha..
Aaj mjhe ptaa chala india itne peeche kyu hai..
papa se pucha tamatar ko tamatar kyu bolte hai 2 chate lgaa diye..
sala koi curiosity naam ki cheez he nhi hai..
Lockdown me 80% ladkia ramayan nahi balki ramayan mein lakshamn ko dekhne aati hai..
Mjhe ek bat samagh naa aai..
acchank lckdown me facebook me ldkio ki sankhya kaisa badh gayi.
Arz Krta Hu Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban wah wah. Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban Tere mast mast do nainmere dil ka le gye chain..
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Mom says no love,
pr jbse apko dekha hai tabse mom ki baat manne ka mn nhi Kar rha hai.
Ap majak Mei yeh bhi keh sakto ho ki Mera Dil sirf ye chahe,
ki aapke baar baar darshan ho Jaye
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de. Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de. Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat, hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
Ye sala hindi movies me ldke ldki bhaagte hai to unhe job bhut jaldi mil jati hai aur villen tabhi aata hai jab wo acche se settle ho jate hai…
Aaj satendra ko dekh ke pataa vhala koi dil todta hai to log IAS ban jaate hai..
Yrrr koi mera bhi dil tod do…
to abki bar upsc paar…
mast IAS ban jaungi…
Yrr tum mere saath hand shake mt Kiya karo,
Ldki puchegi “kyu” toh kehna tumhara hand fingerprint sensor ki tarah hai jb bhi tum touch krti ho Mera Dil vibrate ho jata hai.
Kya tum beejli vibhag Mei kaam krti ho?
Ldki khegi nhi toh kehna tumhe dekhte hi mere Dil Mei bijli Kyu kadakne lgti hai.
Usse ye Kaho Maine suna hai ki jb sb darwaje band ho jaate hai
ek Naya darwaja khul jaata hai kya Ap wahi darwaja ho.
Ap yeh bhi keh sakte ho ki aap wo kasti ho,
Jiska sahara mil Jaye toh Meri Ghar grahasti bs Jaye.
