Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes & Messages
Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes & Messages
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday Enjoy your gift of nothing!
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming.
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On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything Happy birthday!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it Forget about the future, you can’t predict it Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
By the way, time to trim that nose hair Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will.
Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.
To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you.
Congratulations on getting slightly older!
Well done – you have still been alive for several years!
Smart, good looking, and funny But enough about me Happy birthday!
One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it.
There’s really only one true birthday The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
Birthdays are like vacations You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
The old pessimist focuses on his growing number The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
Birthdays are like cheese They stink more the older they get.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
